Welcome to Mach Speed!, the sub-segment of my own reviews category, Reviewtiful. Name not to be confused with Mach himself, mind you! Rather, it’s a gag from Viewtiful Joe, which you should get if you’re not brain-damaged.

So, “Why the sub-segment?” Because tl;dr. Sometimes you just want the brass tacks. Pros and cons. Good and bad. That’s where Mach Speed! comes in. I’ll still be doing the regular Reviewtiful reviews, of course, but these are for when I don’t feel like forcing out a bunch of unnecessary text, yet still feel like doing a review.

My personal goal for Mach Speed! is to make sure the reviews never exceed… Say, 300 words or so. Keep it short and sweet. (more…)